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Comedy Quotes

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"A hard man is good to find."

"Don't make much ado about nothing."

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look"

"In the end, everything is a gag"

"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."

"Humor can be dissected as a frog can but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind"

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"My comedy is different every time I do it. I just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks."

"There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They’d have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large"

"A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book"

"Comedy is acting out optimism."

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