Comedy Quotes

"You can’t have a sense of humor without disappointment. You have to go through moments of unhappiness to get to the funny stuff." "Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing" "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." "People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things" "It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them" "It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean" "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows" "I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!" "The funniest things are forbidden." "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes." "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." "I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. " "Comedy is tragedy plus time"