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Comedy Quotes

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one "

"The thing about comedy is that if you bring me to a festival, I’ll definitely kill, but if it’s just regular folks, then you’ve got something worth talking about"

"The funniest things are forbidden."

"Gooooood morning, Vietnam!"

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life."

"Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls."

"You can’t have a sense of humor without disappointment. You have to go through moments of unhappiness to get to the funny stuff."

"I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up."

"Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."

"I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!"

"I am drawn to films that recognize their own absurdity and find a way to embrace it."

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean."

"I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey."

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