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Comedy Quotes

"You can’t have a sense of humor without disappointment. You have to go through moments of unhappiness to get to the funny stuff."
Chris Pratt
"Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing"
Chris Rock
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
Voltaire
"People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things"
Russell Peters
"It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them"
Louis C.K.
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean"
Mae West
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Groucho Marx
"In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows"
Woody Allen
"I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!"
Will Ferrell
"The funniest things are forbidden."
Mark Twain
"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."
Larry David
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
George Bernard Shaw
"I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. "
Will Ferrell
"Comedy is tragedy plus time"
Carol Burnett
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