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Comedy Quotes
"You can’t have a sense of humor without disappointment. You have to go through moments of unhappiness to get to the funny stuff."
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Chris Pratt
"Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing"
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Chris Rock
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
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Voltaire
"People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things"
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Russell Peters
"It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them"
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Louis C.K.
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean"
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Mae West
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
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Groucho Marx
"In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows"
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Woody Allen
"I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!"
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Will Ferrell
"The funniest things are forbidden."
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Mark Twain
"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."
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Larry David
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
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George Bernard Shaw
"I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. "
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Will Ferrell
"Comedy is tragedy plus time"
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Carol Burnett
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