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Comedy Quotes

"No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there every now and then"

"Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing."

"I love playing interesting people, not just characters who say funny things"

"In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows"

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately"

"My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too."

"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star."

"It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them"

"I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. "

"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean"

"Comedy is tragedy plus time"

"People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Because race and culture are two different things"

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