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Funny Quotes

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."

"It’s a Bazooka-meets-slighty-embarrassed grin kind of thing."

"There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl."

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park"

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time"

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast."

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